I read so many hilarious parenting tweets on Twitter that I thought I should start sharing some of them here. Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same crazy adventures as you. I hope you’ll not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy!
Made the kid turn off the tv so he got angry and put himself down for a nap. Parenting level – expert.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) September 17, 2014
I wish I could get as emotional about anything as my 5-year-old does about choosing between mac & cheese and a hamburger for dinner. — Hot Breakfast (@amydillon) September 17, 2014
In case you thought I wasn’t strict about nutrition, I just had to tell my toddler not to fill up on Chapstick before breakfast.
— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) September 17, 2014
My kid won’t eat the lunch I make for him, but will eat old gum he finds on a shopping cart. #toddlerlife — Sarah (@ToddlingChicago) September 19, 2014
Parenthood pretty much guarantees that 8pm will forever feel like 2am.
— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) September 17, 2014
When I watch my daughter on her baby monitor I resent what Paris Hilton did to night vision. — Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) September 16, 2014
And here’s my shameless attempt to promote some of my own tweets from this week:
Cutting a baby’s fingernails is like cutting the red, yellow and green wires on a bomb, hoping each clip doesn’t set off an explosion.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 17, 2014
My toddler is better than me at sliding across the floor in socks. But I’m better at not falling face first into the floor. Call it a draw.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 17, 2014
If toddlers spelled “momma” the way they sound it out, they would spell it Mommamommamommamommamommamommamommamommamommamomma…
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 15, 2014
