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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week, Sept.13, 2014

by Chris Cate

I read so many hilarious parenting tweets on Twitter that I thought I should start sharing some of them here. Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same crazy adventures as you. I hope you’ll not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy!

“Oh, that shirt had buttons.”–me, at bath time right after I pull my kid’s head off

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2014

3yo: “DADDY!! Come here! We’re not shaking our naked butts on the stairs!” SPOILER ALERT: They were. — ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) September 8, 2014

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. #mommylife #mommyproblems #toddlerlife

— Jennifer Taylor (@momtricksblog) September 10, 2014

And from now on this will be remembered as the birthday that the toilet seat fell on Holden’s penis and his mommy scarred him for life. — Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) September 7, 2014

Before kids I wouldn’t have been impressed, but successfully brushing my 5yo’s hair while she runs away makes me feel like an Olympian.

— Susan McLean (@NoDomesticDiva) September 12, 2014

My home security system is just not picking up the 350 matchbox cars my kids left in front of the door. — Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 11, 2014

And here’s my shameless attempt to promote some favorite tweets of my own from this week:

A consequence of having a toddler is always having rotten bananas too. There is no way to buy the right amount for a toddler. — The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 7, 2014

My toddler must think I’m as gullible as him. He says he didn’t eat chocolate. I say nobody will notice the chocolate stain on his shirt.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 10, 2014

All day long I’m reminding my toddler to use his words, and all night long I’m reminding my toddler to stop using his words. — The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 9, 2014

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Complete misunderstanding! 😂 Credit twitter/dm Complete misunderstanding! 😂

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