Thankfully, mommas make sure toddlers don’t rule the world. But if toddlers did rule the world…

1. Stairs would be replaced with slides.
2. The 5-second rule would be extended to 5 days.
3. We would all live in tent cities.
4. Every book would be declared a coloring book.
5. Restaurants would have signs that read, “No Shirt, No Shoes, Service!”
6. Animal sounds would become an acceptable, if not preferable, form of human communication.
7. Clothing would be optional.
8. Snacks would be served 24 hours a day and dessert would be considered a healthy alternative to breakfast, lunch, dinner and second dinner, which would be the most important meal of the day.
9. Naps would be banned and only free sleep (the act of naturally falling asleep, such as comfortably in a car seat or face down in a cereal bowl) would be permissible, though still frowned upon.
10. Everyone would get a special treat for going potty on the toilet or in a diaper.